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Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:51 pm GMT by fred221
You can suck my co.ck you lil low-life weiner boy..I could care less about this lousy site. lmao

Oh yea, Do you swallow?
I like it that way.

Enjoy 8)


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Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:07 pm GMT by jonesyb
Weiner....

Do people really use that word as an insult?

Please tell me they don't.

Fred, are you ok?



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:12 pm GMT by Dave B
Very creative for a 12 year old.


Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:14 pm GMT by Sean_in_NJ
jonesyb wrote:
Fred, are you ok?


Fred is one of those special guys who has yet to master the art of threaded discussion. My only hope is that he gets banned before he starts yet another thread in reponse.



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:15 pm GMT by redd38
Now I think I know why you got banned from your online poker site


Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:26 pm GMT by jonesyb
redd38 wrote:
Now I think I know why you got banned from your online poker site


Not just banned, but 'ISP Banned'! Which must be the worst kind of all the banned's.

Laughing Laughing



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:49 pm GMT by fred221
Ok, first of all kiddies, im 16, older than all of yous.
Second, SeanNJ, your arguably the most unwanted creature on this planet.
Third, everyone can suck my 6 and a half inch weiner b/c, I not only rule all of you, but I rule the poker world.

Now bow down as you take in this magical moment and honor the best player alive!

Oh yea SEANNJ sucks more cock then Redd. :D



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:55 pm GMT by wiggie77
fred221 wrote:
Ok, first of all kiddies, im 16, older than all of yous.
Second, SeanNJ, your arguably the most unwanted creature on this planet.
Third, everyone can suck my 6 and a half inch weiner b/c, I not only rule all of you, but I rule the poker world.

Now bow down as you take in this magical moment and honor the best player alive!

Oh yea SEANNJ sucks more cock then Redd. :D


Sup bro?



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:55 pm GMT by snoogins47
It's a shame, Fred... Your antics are close enough to funny that I just feel disappointed that you fall short... it's like comedic blue balls or something.


Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:57 pm GMT by Phil14312
He's got you there Sean.


Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:01 pm GMT by Dave B
I heard this yesterday, and it fits in perfectly here:

"When I was 16, I thought my dad was an idiot. When I turned 21, I realized how much he learned in 5 years."



This one is always good to:

"Arguing in an internet chat room is like the special olymics, you may win, but you are still retarded"


So my delicate young man, are you simply and idiot or an unfortunate retard?




Finally, in regard to sean:

"you lay a 100 miles of road, but they dont call you sean the road maker. You build 50 churches, but they dont call you sean the church builder, but you suck just one cock, and the rest of your life you are Sean the......."



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:03 pm GMT by fred221
haha, sup wiggie.
Thx Phil, atleast one other person has come to their senses.
And Dave, you can ride my 6.5 incher as well.

Peace Homies :D



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:05 pm GMT by Skribbles
fred221 wrote:
Ok, first of all kiddies, im 16, older than all of yous.
Second, SeanNJ, your arguably the most unwanted creature on this planet.
Third, everyone can suck my 6 and a half inch weiner b/c, I not only rule all of you, but I rule the poker world.

Now bow down as you take in this magical moment and honor the best player alive!

Oh yea SEANNJ sucks more cock then Redd. :D


You're so insecure with your manhood that you actually had to break out the ruler?

Now this could just be me but don't guys usually embelish there size when trying to insult someone with the extra 4 inch rule?



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:10 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
Dave B wrote:

"When I was 16, I thought my dad was an idiot. When I turned 21, I realized how much he learned in 5 years."


Such a shame then that fred won't last until he's 21

I would of course never ban someone merely for abusing me, but when they not only abuse people i respect and admire, but also do so without any wit or intelligence, then i am left with no choice.



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:24 pm GMT by PuckJunkieNY
wEbMaStEr wrote:
Dave B wrote:

"When I was 16, I thought my dad was an idiot. When I turned 21, I realized how much he learned in 5 years."


Such a shame then that fred won't last until he's 21

I would of course never ban someone merely for abusing me, but when they not only abuse people i respect and admire, but also do so without any wit or intelligence, then i am left with no choice.


True. At least if you're going to go on a flame feast why not try to be witty and sardonic in your approach. You my child are a simple being with much to learn from others.

Best of luck with your maturing.

Buh Bye



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:25 pm GMT by redd38
WAIT!!!! Don't ban him yet!!!

Wait until he's signed up at a new poker site and given us his screen name. I want to make a little money off this *****



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:29 pm GMT by Sean_in_NJ
Dave B wrote:
Finally, in regard to sean:

"you lay a 100 miles of road, but they dont call you sean the road maker. You build 50 churches, but they dont call you sean the church builder, but you suck just one cock, and the rest of your life you are Sean the......."


Ya know, all it takes is that one moment of naivete and you're labeled for life...



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:42 pm GMT by Fat Tony
redd38 wrote:
WAIT!!!! Don't ban him yet!!!



too late! i just banned that little shitstain.



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:08 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
Fat Tony wrote:
redd38 wrote:
WAIT!!!! Don't ban him yet!!!



too late! i just banned that little shitstain.


Shocked can we say that?? Shocked



Posted Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:36 pm GMT by Geno
Dave B wrote:
Finally, in regard to sean:

"you lay a 100 miles of road, but they dont call you sean the road maker. You build 50 churches, but they dont call you sean the church builder, but you suck just one cock, and the rest of your life you are Sean the......."

Gold Laughing



Posted Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:10 am GMT by Leo
well, this thread has clearly served it's purpose...

*BAM*






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