Posted Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:56 am GMT by skel
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Ed
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down the table to pick them up, he noticed
Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing underwear under her
dress!
Shocked by this, Ed upon trying to sit back up again, hit
his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Ed went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's
wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked
under here?"
Surprised by her boldness, Ed courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did!
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500,"
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and
moral costs of this offer, Ed confirms that he is interested.
She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday
afternoons and Ed doesn't, Ed should be at her house around
2 p. m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Ed showed up at Bill's house at
2 p. m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500
they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction,
as agreed.
Ed quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from
work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife
abruptly did Ed come by the house this afternoon?
Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this
afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she
assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her
best poker face, replied, Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500,"
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife
by saying, "Good I was hoping he did. Ed came by the office
this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd
stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!!
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Posted Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:56 pm GMT by age_of_sages
lol, good story skel, that was my laugh for the day! 
Posted Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:09 am GMT by AAceman
hahahaahahahaahahahhaa
---genius-----
hahahahahahaah
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