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Worst Night of $3/$6 Ever



Posted Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:07 pm GMT by xDiamond_CutteRx
These hands pretty much sum up the night. I was on the loosest table imaginable, thanks to the maniac on my right, who normally I'm happy to have around so I can isolate and take his money. Tonight, though, no isolation plays are working.

Hand 1:

UTG makes it a live $6. The maniac on my right raises in the dark to a dead $9. I am dealt the A Spade K Spade . I cap the pot. Everyone folds to the SB, who calls. BB calls. UTG calls. Maniac calls. What a pot!

Flop: K Club Q Heart 4 Diamond

SB and BB check. UTG bets. Maniac raises in the dark, still not having looked at his cards. I raise to $9. SB calls, BB calls, UTG folds, Maniac caps. I call, SB calls.

Turn: 7 Diamond

SB checks. Maniac finally looks at his cards and checks. I bet. SB calls, Maniac calls.

River: 10 Club

SB and maniac check to me. I bet one more time. SB raises. Maniac folds. I know before the cards are turned that I'm cooked. But I call, just because there's so much money out there. SB turns over A Heart J Spade for the nut straight, catching his gutshot on the river. Bastard.


Hand 2:

I'm in LP, there have been 4 limpers, and the Maniac raised to $6. I look down on Q Club Q Spade and re-raise to $9, hoping to isolate. Every limper calls, and maniac caps. Everyone calls.

Flop: Q Heart 7 Diamond 6 Club

3 limpers check. MP bets. Maniac raises. I smooth call with intent to raise on the turn (the maniac would often slow down if I re-raised, and I wanted to ensure a bet on 4th street). 1 limper (we'll call him the MORON) and the bettor call.

Turn: 10 Club

Moron checks, MP checks, maniac bets, I raise. Moron and MP call, Maniac just calls.

River: J Club

S**t. I already know I'm screwed. Moron leads off betting. MP calls, Maniac folds. I call, hoping against hope my set holds up. Nope. Moron turns over AK for the runner-runner nut straight. MP shows AA. F**k!!!


Hand 3:

I'm on the button with A Heart A Diamond Everyone fols to the maniac, who raises to $6. I re-raise to $9. BB calls, Maniac caps, I call, BB calls.

Flop: 10 Heart 4 Diamond 2 Club

BB checks, Maniac bets, I raise. BB calls, Maniac calls.

Turn: Q Spade

BB checks, Maniac checks, I bet, they both call.

River: 6 Heart

BB checks, Maniac checks, I bet, BB calls, Maniac folds. BB turns over Q6 for runner-runner two pair, and she couldn't look happier as she claps her hand and rakes a pot she never should have been in. F**k again.


Hand 4:

I get A Club Q Club on the button. The maniac is sitting out at the moment. 3 Limpers. I raise. SB, BB, and the limpers call. One of the limpers is the MORON from hand 2.

Flop: Q Spade 10 Diamond 9 Heart

Everyone checks to me. I bet. 3 callers including moron call.

Turn: A Spade

Everyone checks to me again. I bet. Moron calls, 2 other guys call.

River: J Diamond

Are you kidding me? Everyone checks to me, and I check, assuming I'm beat. I am, but not in the way I expected. Moron shows QQ for a set. Wtf is he doing? I guess I'm lucky he decided not to raise me with the best hand, either before the flop, on the flop, on the turn, or the river! Dammit!!!!


Hand 5 (Last hand):

I get K Spade K Diamond in MP. Maniac raises. I re-raise. 2 callers, Maniac caps, the 3 of us call.

Flop: 10 Heart 6 Club 2 Heart

Checked to maniac. He bets, I raise. 2 guys call. Maniac re-raises. I cap. 2 idiots call.

Turn: 3 Diamond

Checked around to me. I bet. 3 callers.

River: 5 Spade

Checked around to me. I bet. 2 idiots fold, maniac raises. I call in disgust, and he shows 9 Heart 4 Heart for the busted flush draw with the inside straight made runner-f**king-runner.



Yeah, those hands pretty much sum up the night. What else could I have done though?


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Posted Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:08 pm GMT by bluef0x
Did you play at jackson?


Posted Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:09 pm GMT by xDiamond_CutteRx
bluef0x wrote:
Did you play at jackson?

Yup. Right there on the Wizard's table.



Posted Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:13 pm GMT by bluef0x
Damn, rough night.. nothing you can do. Blame it on "variance"


Posted Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:12 pm GMT by TxShadow
Ouch. Was the moron at least not a cocky bastard when he kept winning that bs?





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