Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:20 pm GMT by sinkable
I had AA and some kid beat me with a straight with 67 for 9 dollars pot im quiting poker i cant even win with AA!!!!!!!!!!!! WTFFFFFFFFFFF i slow played them but still WHAT THE HELL
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Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:45 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
Are you like, 14 by any chance?
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:48 pm GMT by supafrey
yeah please don't post like this ever again.
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:02 pm GMT by mikenike
I agree, but since your posting this. i can almost guarentee u limped in. my mom did the same thing. She asked me if she should just call and i called her an idiot. but she did it anyway.
flop was 6 5 4 rainbow and she went all in and he had 87 and i just laughed at her.
edit: im a phsyc. I can tell what most of the guys are thinking.
"your an asshat" am i right?
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:02 pm GMT by Peteus
Yes, and really it is your own fault you lost by trying to slow play AA's and not recognizing the possible straight on the board..
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:07 pm GMT by Dat_Dude
| mikenike wrote: | | She asked me if she should just call and i called her an idiot. but she did it anyway. |
You called your Mom and idiot? Show some RESPECT BOY! She probably pays for your bad poker playing, and you call her an idiot?
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:09 pm GMT by mikenike
its a joke man, we always joke around and if im a bad poker player... i dunno wut she is.
my bankroll of all time +26.50 (5 monthes)
her bank roll -350( since december 22nd)
wanna compare again? 
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:10 pm GMT by Johny
| wEbMaStEr wrote: | | Are you like, 14 by any chance? |
I thought he was making a joke. 
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:14 pm GMT by mikenike
| Johny4444 wrote: | | wEbMaStEr wrote: | | Are you like, 14 by any chance? |
I thought he was making a joke. |
thats a disgrace to all 14 year olds im thinking along the lines of 11
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:29 pm GMT by Thorongil
So you make up for your own bad play by demeaning those who play worse than you...even when it's your own mother? What sportsmanship...
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:47 pm GMT by 1988 TR
| mikenike wrote: | | i can almost guarentee u limped in. |
| sinkable wrote: | | WTFFFFFFFFFFF i slow played them but still WHAT THE HELL |
Boy Mike, you're a sharp one.....
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:08 pm GMT by xDiamond_CutteRx
| wEbMaStEr wrote: | | Are you like, 14 by any chance? |
Hey, by 14 I was already a Chess and Magic: The Gathering champion. Stop defaming 14 year olds!
Sinkable's kind of tirade is soooo 13!
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:28 pm GMT by supafrey
| xDiamond_CutteRx wrote: | | wEbMaStEr wrote: | | Are you like, 14 by any chance? |
Hey, by 14 I was already a Chess and Magic: The Gathering champion. Stop defaming 14 year olds!
Sinkable's kind of tirade is soooo 13! |
I was a chess champion by age 8 and a magic nerd by 9. I win, diamond!
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:28 pm GMT by xDiamond_CutteRx
| supafrey wrote: | | xDiamond_CutteRx wrote: | | wEbMaStEr wrote: | | Are you like, 14 by any chance? |
Hey, by 14 I was already a Chess and Magic: The Gathering champion. Stop defaming 14 year olds!
Sinkable's kind of tirade is soooo 13! |
I was a chess champion by age 8 and a magic nerd by 9. I win, diamond! |
I challenge you to a nerd duel then! 
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:49 pm GMT by mikenike
| 1988 TR wrote: | | mikenike wrote: | | i can almost guarentee u limped in. |
| sinkable wrote: | | WTFFFFFFFFFFF i slow played them but still WHAT THE HELL |
Boy Mike, you're a sharp one..... |
lol.. i only read his post after i posted mines.. i stoped when he said WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF cause it was spam in my head.
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:54 pm GMT by zinn0
| sinkable wrote: | | WTFFFFFFFFFFF i slow played them but still WHAT THE HELL |
So you are upset that you lost 9 'dollars pot' because you slowplayed AA...You understand that Aces only win about 80% of the time right?
WHAT THE HELL.
And let the record show that this is not a bad beat. A bad beat is when you raise 4xBB preflop and some moron calls with 67o and rivers his gutshot that he didn't have odds to chase. That's a bad beat.
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:03 pm GMT by sinkable
no this is a bad beat u freaking noob u dont know what ur talking about "gut shot" w/e that means u probably never win idiot
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:04 pm GMT by zinn0
noob. How cute.
Posted Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:13 pm GMT by supafrey
| sinkable wrote: | | no this is a bad beat u freaking noob u dont know what ur talking about "gut shot" w/e that means u probably never win idiot |
1. Slowplaying aces is stupid.
2. You did something stupid and you lost with it - 9 dollars even!!!111
3. You type, quite honestly, like a moron.
Posted Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:18 am GMT by Dat_Dude
| sinkable wrote: | | no this is a bad beat |
...and yet you fail to post it in the section DEDICATED TO BAD BEATS? And you are calling WHO the noob?
Posted Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:34 am GMT by zinn0
| Dat_Dude wrote: | | And you are calling WHO the noob? |
sinkable is clearly not a noob. He has 35 posts for crying out loud. Oh, his lack of knowledge of the term 'gutshot' also screams seasoned veteran.
He claims to have over 1,000,000 fpp's at Stars, and regularly plays 5/10nl. Did I mention he doesn't know what 'gutshot' means?
He asked for a loan so he could play poker, yet he claims to play 5/10nl.
I also found this little bit of advice from him...
| sinkable wrote: | | in no limit cash out limping in with pockets is not a good cause.. you limp in a hit your set you wont get paid as much as you would maybe just double the blind or triple but dont just limp in cause when you hit ur set of 3's after a u raised and flop is say 239 then u come out betting all the retarded will reraise u or call for sure.. |
sinkable, take your own advice. limping in with pockets is not a good cause.. you limp you hit your set you wont get paid as much as you would maybe just double the blind or triple but dont just limp in cause when you hit ur set of 3's after a u raised and flop is say 239 then u come out betting all the retarded will reraise u or call for sure..
you gerald.
Posted Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:58 am GMT by Muck
So this thread isn’t a joke?
Posted Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:41 am GMT by tame_deuces
| sinkable wrote: | | I had AA and some kid beat me with a straight with 67 for 9 dollars pot im quiting poker i cant even win with AA!!!!!!!!!!!! WTFFFFFFFFFFF i slow played them but still WHAT THE HELL |
Is there something wrong with 67?
Last time I checked I thought 67 was a killer of a hand. A little obvious maybe, so some people prefer gappers these days, or so I'm told.
67 is perfect for NL, easy to play, easy to fold, easy to know when you are ahead. The only thing is that you are rarely ahead preflop, so what you need are people willing to pay you off when you hit. Implied odds only.
I'll say no more.
Posted Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:16 am GMT by Sean_in_NJ
| Muck wrote: | | So this thread isn’t a joke? |
Not on purpose, but there's a lot to be said for unintentional comedy.
Posted Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:41 pm GMT by Johny
This guys plays 2000nl? I'm now fairly sure that's play money and that he has 1 000 000 play money chips, not FPPs.
Posted Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:57 pm GMT by waterman
Posted Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:27 pm GMT by tutubird
I thought the original poster was just bein sarcastic or something....
Posted Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:49 pm GMT by mikenike
all hail to the town that gave that name its meaning
Posted Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:32 pm GMT by sinkable
nah forget yall u dont no squat limping in with AA is the best ive seen since doyal winning back 2 back amin events now ill tell u what nvm.
Posted Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:33 pm GMT by sinkable
i would tell yall but i forgot there is no1 here with a IQ above 22
Posted Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:36 pm GMT by Dat_Dude
| sinkable wrote: | | nah forget yall u dont no squat limping in with AA is the best ive seen since doyal winning back 2 back amin events now ill tell u what nvm. |
Ok. I am convinced this whole thread was a joke by sinkable. I am still waiting for the "Gotcha!"
BTW, what is a "amin event", and who in the h*ll is "doyal"?
Posted Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:40 pm GMT by supafrey
An accidental joke, at best. Atleast we can laugh AT him instead of with. It makes it funner.
And it's always cute when someone asking for handouts later is talking badly about OTHER people's skills...
Posted Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:53 pm GMT by sinkable
amin was a typo and if u couldnt figure that out im convinced you are remedial.
Posted Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:09 pm GMT by Dat_Dude
| sinkable wrote: | | you are remedial. |
Hi Pot, my name is Kettle....YOU'RE BLACK!
Posted Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:59 pm GMT by JohnnyCache
1. This is a garbage thread
2. You're all feeding the trolls
3. Diamond and supa are big nerds who could no way, never-ever, kick the ass of my 20th level ranger/fighter.
Posted Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:46 pm GMT by supafrey
| JohnnyCache wrote: | 1. This is a garbage thread
2. You're all feeding the trolls
3. Diamond and supa are big nerds who could no way, never-ever, kick the ass of my 20th level ranger/fighter. |
lol magic was a card game from my CHILDHOOD. You save your everquest and diablo wankoffs for yourself, mister.
And only I know just how big a PA nerd you are, for that matter 
Posted Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:49 pm GMT by Fat Tony
| sinkable wrote: | | blah blah abusive comments etc. |
Seriously, shut up. If all you have to contribute is abusive comments don't post. Also is it really so difficult to type "you" instead of "u" all the time? It's only two extra letters.
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