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Ranking The Ladies



Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:15 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
Of course i feel that if a woman is good enough at poker then her play should speak for itself and there should be no womens events. Women should be treated equally in poker

In life tho they should be judged purely on their physical attributes Laughing

So here is my Top Ten Women In Poker Rankings:

1: Shana



Any questions?

2 = (cos i'm not that stupid!) Wench & Miss J (if you girls want to fight it out i can supply the jello Wink )

thats her in the middle I so love this pic! Laughing

3: Shannon Elizabeth
mmmmm pie

4: Jen Harman
I just do! ok?

5: Clonie Gowan



6: Liz Lieu



7: Evelyyn Ng


Evybaby!

8: Isabelle Mercier


No Mercy!

9: Courtney Friel


New Girl

10: Jen Tilly


Bride of Chucky

This post is worthless without pics! Please feel free to submit your own candidates. :D


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Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:19 pm GMT by Miss_J
uggh, that's not an attractive pic of me. it is funny though :D


Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:20 pm GMT by Soup_dog
Depending on the pic, Annie Duke. In som epictures she looks like a babe... in others she looks like a plague victem. Love the way she plays though.


Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:22 pm GMT by Miss_J
Oh and i just love little jen harmon. Heart


Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:26 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
Miss_J wrote:
Oh and i just love little jen harmon. Heart


I do too! She just looks so like she needs to be held...

Until you get your chips in against her Confused

Miss, as i said... I Heart that pic of you! so much character coming thru that pic. Wink



Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:54 pm GMT by Miss_J
wEbMaStEr wrote:
Miss_J wrote:
Oh and i just love little jen harmon. Heart


I do too! She just looks so like she needs to be held...

Until you get your chips in against her Confused

Miss, as i said... I Heart that pic of you! so much character coming thru that pic. Wink


yup, she's feirce but cuddly.

and thanks web. Smile



Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:06 pm GMT by TxShadow
Shana is my #1 pick as well. And by the way, is she not in the new series of the WPT that's airing now? I noticed it was Courtney last night Sad. Courtney is cute, but she's no Shana.


Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:10 pm GMT by TxShadow
And I've gotta add one:

Erin Ness



Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:17 pm GMT by xDiamond_CutteRx
Don't forget Cyndy Violette. What a MILF.

And how dare you rank Evelyn Ng way down at #7!!!!

But Shana... yeah, how could she not be #1?



Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:37 pm GMT by Sid Lambert
Soup_dog wrote:
... in others she looks like a plague victem.


ouch! Laughing



er...victim...also, that first pic of shana is pretty deadly



Posted Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:44 pm GMT by tame_deuces
TxShadow wrote:
And I've gotta add one:

Erin Ness


Heart Heart Heart



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:03 am GMT by wEbMaStEr
Sid Lambert wrote:
Soup_dog wrote:
... in others she looks like a plague victem.


ouch! Laughing



er...victim...also, that first pic of shana is pretty deadly


Just imagine how much fun i had looking thru 100's of shana pics before i came across that one Laughing



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:38 am GMT by Geno
Dude - Mercier above Friel & Tilly? You are a sick, sick man.


Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:29 am GMT by Jernej Zorec
Geno wrote:
Dude - Mercier above Friel & Tilly? You are a sick, sick man.


well he forgot Erin so yeah,
sick sick webby :D



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:45 am GMT by UrAteUp
Miss_J that picture gives your Jen Harman like qualities...cute and cuddly... Laughing.

I was shocked that Webby didn't put the First Lady of Poker, Linda Johnson, as one of his babes...I hear they are in the same age group... Laughing Laughing



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:47 am GMT by UrAteUp
Geno wrote:
Dude - Mercier above Friel & Tilly? You are a sick, sick man.


Mercier always scared me...and I hear most french girls don't shave... Shocked



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:01 am GMT by cayouche
UrAteUp wrote:
Geno wrote:
Dude - Mercier above Friel & Tilly? You are a sick, sick man.


Mercier always scared me...and I hear most french girls don't shave... Shocked


Wait a minute!!!

First, she's Canadian.
Second, she's from QUebec.
Finally, she's MUCH cuter in person.



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:03 am GMT by cayouche
UrAteUp wrote:
and I hear most french girls don't shave... Shocked


oh, and fourth, Urban Legend.

We're not in the 70's anymore, man... Go out a little!! Wink Laughing



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:26 am GMT by Dave B
I saw Jen Harmon at the Bellagio in February-she is better looking in person. Also, that chump hairdresser husband WSOP bracelet winner of hers is about 5'5" tops.


Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:54 am GMT by galderon
Geno wrote:
Dude - Mercier above Friel & Tilly? You are a sick, sick man.

I think that Mercier is hotter than Friel and Tilly, but I'm a sucker for "girl next door" brunettes.


Soup_dog wrote:
Depending on the pic, Annie Duke. In som epictures she looks like a babe... in others she looks like a plague victem. Love the way she plays though.

Yeah, she can sometimes be attractive, but her snotty attitude has ruined it for me.



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:02 pm GMT by UrAteUp
cayouche wrote:
UrAteUp wrote:
and I hear most french girls don't shave... Shocked


oh, and fourth, Urban Legend.

We're not in the 70's anymore, man... Go out a little!! Wink Laughing


Ok I stand corrected. She isn't french and now days french ladies do seem to shave... Laughing.

I will say Mercier is one more reason to want to move to Canada..they have some hot ladies there.... Smile



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:21 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
hehe, this thread is going well :D

Ok first, Geno: Yes Mercier above tilly and friel, Mercier may not have all that "glamour" thing going on... but there's a lot to be said for the natural look. Friel has yet to prove her place in the list for me, her 9th spot is merely because she is deemed worthy to fill shana's... (what's the word i'm looking for here?) ...cups? And as for Tilly, really really depends on how you catch her, she can look cute as a button or scary as a moose.

Cayouche/Ureateup Oui, elle habite au Montreal en Quebec.

And who says there's anything wrong with the hairy french look anyways? 8) I am reliably informed that persistant shaving causes loss of sensitivity whereas a feathery down actually can enhance stimulation. So there you go Wink

Mercier est un reynard!

xDiamond_CutteRx I didn't forget Cindy, she is definately a milf, however, i excluded her from the top 10 on the grounds that... she doesn't eat meat. (I really need an angelic whistling smiley right about now Laughing )

Honourable mention: Cindy Violette


MILF

TxShadow/Jernej Zorec I didn't forget Erin, but i felt i was pushing it a bit cos i had a lot of non poker playing babes so i wanted to go for more recognised names, but yes, she would make my top 10 as well as the 13 i already have there Wink and yes Jernej, i am sick Twisted Evil

Honourable Mention: Erin Ness


Maximmmmmmm



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:20 pm GMT by tame_deuces
Cyndi Violette is a cross between a carebear and a luckbox.


Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:00 pm GMT by JackKingOff
whose erin?!


Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:15 pm GMT by Miss_J
she works for maxim magazine, and plays poker.


Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:42 pm GMT by General Sal
You guys left out this one...



The Grinders wife... unfortunately she was pregnant with his child in the Ladies Night Broadcast. But, she's hot.



Posted Fri Mar 10, 2006 9:31 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
Nice!

What you mean "unfortunately"? what's wrong with pregnant? 8)

Yes, i am sick. No, I don't care



Posted Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:09 am GMT by dstlvb
Chip Jetts wife is pretty hot, or Kristy Gazes


Posted Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:04 am GMT by JackKingOff
grinders wife is pretty hot


Posted Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:11 pm GMT by General Sal
JackKingOff wrote:
grinders wife is pretty hot


She's smoking, man. She needs to dump him and be with me, picture her photo and my avatar... us together.



Posted Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:18 pm GMT by Casey ATB
Shana is out of the 'poker' arena. With a newly minted divorce and a new beau, she is pursuing other interests (movies, I think it is.) Check out the web site with her Playboy spread. My pick, definitely!!!!


Posted Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:38 pm GMT by JackKingOff
General Sal wrote:
JackKingOff wrote:
grinders wife is pretty hot


She's smoking, man. She needs to dump him and be with me, picture her photo and my avatar... us together.


or maybe it could be me and her and u can just watch :D



Posted Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:08 pm GMT by TxShadow
Casey ATB wrote:
Shana is out of the 'poker' arena. With a newly minted divorce and a new beau, she is pursuing other interests (movies, I think it is.) Check out the web site with her Playboy spread. My pick, definitely!!!!


Shana has a playboy spread...?



Posted Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:00 am GMT by Casey ATB
TxShadow wrote:
Casey ATB wrote:
Shana is out of the 'poker' arena. With a newly minted divorce and a new beau, she is pursuing other interests (movies, I think it is.) Check out the web site with her Playboy spread. My pick, definitely!!!!


Shana has a playboy spread...?


Yep… and it's soooo nice! Look at her site, and you might find a link to it. I forget exactly where I found it. I'll do some searching, and post the link if I find it.



Posted Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:05 pm GMT by Casey ATB
Casey ATB wrote:
TxShadow wrote:
Casey ATB wrote:
Shana is out of the 'poker' arena. With a newly minted divorce and a new beau, she is pursuing other interests (movies, I think it is.) Check out the web site with her Playboy spread. My pick, definitely!!!!


Shana has a playboy spread...?


Yep… and it's soooo nice! Look at her site, and you might find a link to it. I forget exactly where I found it. I'll do some searching, and post the link if I find it.


Okey-dokey… here's a couple-a-links to whet your appetite:

www.pokersourceonline.com/poker_on_tv/world_poker_tour_wpt/shanahiattnudepictures.asp

and shanahiatt.org/hiatt-photo-gallery. Enjoy!



Posted Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:07 pm GMT by arras
I award you 20 points for posting that.


Posted Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:37 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Wow! Thanks, webby. I feel so special. Embarassed I won't fight with Miss J though. She's younger than I am so she could probably kick my ass. Laughing

All the guys in my local poker group thank you for posting that link, casey.



Posted Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:55 pm GMT by MasterShake
BeerWench13 wrote:
Wow! Thanks, webby. I feel so special. Embarassed I won't fight with Miss J though. She's younger than I am so she could probably kick my ass. Laughing

All the guys in my local poker group thank you for posting that link, casey.


'BeerWench brings all the boys to felt
and her game is better than yours
yes her game is better than yours
she could teach you, but she'd have to charge.'

Someone told me that was a rap song, but as a poker player, I really like the way Richard Cheese sings it. :D



Posted Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:19 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Too funny, MS. So glad to have you back!


Posted Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:18 pm GMT by TxShadow
Casey ATB wrote:
Casey ATB wrote:
TxShadow wrote:
Casey ATB wrote:
Shana is out of the 'poker' arena. With a newly minted divorce and a new beau, she is pursuing other interests (movies, I think it is.) Check out the web site with her Playboy spread. My pick, definitely!!!!


Shana has a playboy spread...?


Yep… and it's soooo nice! Look at her site, and you might find a link to it. I forget exactly where I found it. I'll do some searching, and post the link if I find it.


Okey-dokey… here's a couple-a-links to whet your appetite:

www.pokersourceonline.com/poker_on_tv/world_poker_tour_wpt/shanahiattnudepictures.asp

and shanahiatt.org/hiatt-photo-gallery. Enjoy!


Never before have I so strongly wished that I was not at work Confused



Posted Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:26 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Quote:
Never before have I so strongly wished that I was not at work

My hubby said the same thing when I sent him the link. Damn that NetNanny! He got to look when he got home though. He thanks you also, Casey.



Posted Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:28 pm GMT by supafrey
her boobs look better with clothes on, frankly. I hate women like that.


Posted Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:17 pm GMT by cayouche
supafrey wrote:
her boobs look better with clothes on, frankly. I hate women like that.


Oh, grow up!!!

Wink



Posted Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:07 am GMT by Bobross139
Shannon Elizabeth + Jennifer Tilly = butterfaces.


Posted Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:31 am GMT by BeerWench13
Quote:
Shannon Elizabeth + Jennifer Tilly = butterfaces.

Laughing Nice! Laughing






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