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A must see Mike Matusow video



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:20 am GMT by Mike_M4tusow
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1019935

Enjoy


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Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:29 am GMT by zinn0
W

T

F

Shocked



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:32 am GMT by Soup_dog
I don't think I will try that link. SPAM?


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:34 am GMT by zinn0
I'm not sure if it's spam or not, but there is a very strange video lurking behind that link.


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:36 am GMT by UrAteUp
The video wouldnt work for me. I think the link is dead.


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:39 am GMT by Sid Lambert
I'm confused Confused


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:50 am GMT by wEbMaStEr
That is just...

What's the word i'm looking for here?


shit?

stupid?

a waste of 5 seconds of my time and however long it took the guy to shove the subs on it?

all of the above?



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:58 am GMT by Mike_M4tusow
wEbMaStEr wrote:
That is just...

What's the word i'm looking for here?


shit?

stupid?

a waste of 5 seconds of my time and however long it took the guy to shove the subs on it?

all of the above?


Dude that video ROCKS!!!! and you know it!



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:59 am GMT by Mike_M4tusow
Maybe you guys will like this video better:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1019838



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:59 am GMT by BeerWench13
What the....??

Is that some sort of bad MST3K take on poker? I'm horrified, confused and feel a little sorry for the person who wasted time on it. I'm also a little miffed that I wasted my time watching it.

I know it's not spam, but can we pretend it is and ban him? Twisted Evil



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:02 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
UrAteUp wrote:
The video wouldnt work for me. I think the link is dead.


The link works, you are probably using firefox or something instead of IE.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:19 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
Mike_M4tusow wrote:
Maybe you guys will like this video better:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1019838


I'm not gonna bother even clicking this link, and yes, the last one did not rock, and you know it didn't, it was shit.

BeerWench13 wrote:
What the....??

Is that some sort of bad MST3K take on poker? I'm horrified, confused and feel a little sorry for the person who wasted time on it. I'm also a little miffed that I wasted my time watching it.

I know it's not spam, but can we pretend it is and ban him? Twisted Evil


I'm sooo considering it. Rolling Eyes



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:20 pm GMT by Geno
Add something useful to the forum or go elsewhere.


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:26 pm GMT by TxShadow
Dammit, now I'm just curious as to what it is.


Is it work safe?



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:27 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Yes, it's work safe, but you'll regret wasting your time.


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:30 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
wEbMaStEr wrote:
Mike_M4tusow wrote:
Maybe you guys will like this video better:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1019838


I'm not gonna bother even clicking this link

BeerWench13 wrote:
What the....??

Is that some sort of bad MST3K take on poker? I'm horrified, confused and feel a little sorry for the person who wasted time on it. I'm also a little miffed that I wasted my time watching it.

I know it's not spam, but can we pretend it is and ban him? Twisted Evil


I'm sooo considering it. Rolling Eyes



The 2nd one is much better it actually takes place on the poker table.

Ban me? I have been a lurker here for awhile and I like the forum alot, I was just trying to add some humor. :D



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:33 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Quote:
I was just trying to add some humor.

I can understand that. I just wasn't funny.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:35 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
BeerWench13 wrote:
Quote:
I was just trying to add some humor.

I can understand that. I just wasn't funny.


I know you aren't funny



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:35 pm GMT by Soup_dog
BeerWench13 wrote:
Yes, it's work safe, but you'll regret wasting your time.


Your right. I regret watching it. That was one of the dumbest thigns I have ever seen.

I think he should be banned just for thinking it's cool.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:37 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
Soup_dog wrote:
BeerWench13 wrote:
Yes, it's work safe, but you'll regret wasting your time.


Your right. I regret watching it. That was one of the dumbest thigns I have ever seen.

I think he should be banned just for thinking it's cool.



I think your cool. And you must not of watched the 2nd one:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1019838

Much better!!



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:37 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Quote:
I know you aren't funny

I wasn't trying to be.

Ease up there, Captain. If you don't appreciate honesty, I suggest you ignore all of my posts.

Don't make me send my posse after you.


By the way, the last comment was meant to be funny.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:39 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
BeerWench13 wrote:
Quote:
I know you aren't funny

I wasn't trying to be.

Ease up there, Captain. If you don't appreciate honesty, I suggest you ignore all of my posts.

Don't make me send my posse after you.


By the way, the last comment was meant to be funny.



I was just playing the role of grammar police. You meant to say
It instead of I



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:43 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Quote:
I was just playing the role of grammar police. You meant to say
It instead of I

Oops. My bad. Typo.

Quote:
And you must not of watched the 2nd one

While we're grammar-policing, it's must have or must've, not must of. I missed my calling as an English teacher.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:46 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
BeerWench13 wrote:
Quote:
I was just playing the role of grammar police. You meant to say
It instead of I

Oops. My bad. Typo.

Quote:
And you must not of watched the 2nd one

While we're grammar-policing, it's must have or must've, not must of. I missed my calling as an English teacher.



Rolling Eyes



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:48 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
Ok ok......so you guys don't like the vids. This video is one of my all time favorites. It's an internet classic.

If this doesn't make you laugh then ban me.

http://brokenstainedglass.typepad.com/brok...rybodydance.wmv



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:49 pm GMT by ScanX
wow

all your "this is so shit and will waste your time" got me to watch it.

this was indeed total crap

Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:49 pm GMT by BeerWench13
The link doesn't work.

Nice avatar, by the way, Mike. 8)



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:51 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
BeerWench13 wrote:
The link doesn't work.

Nice avatar, by the way. 8)


Lol I thought my avatar would be fitting for this thread. My bad on the link. Here it is:


http://brokenstainedglass.typepad.com/broken_stained_glass/files/everybodydance.wmv



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:52 pm GMT by zinn0
Yea, I'll give you this one. I've seen it before, and it is mildly entertaining.


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:56 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
ScanX wrote:
wow

all your "this is so shit and will waste your time" got me to watch it.

this was indeed total crap

Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?


Which is funnier? ScanX's great joke "Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?" Or the first two videos?



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:56 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Quote:
Yea, I'll give you this one.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:57 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Quote:
Which is funnier? ScanX's great joke "Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?" Or the first two videos?

A. Scan's statement.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:59 pm GMT by ScanX
Mike_M4tusow wrote:
ScanX wrote:
wow

all your "this is so shit and will waste your time" got me to watch it.

this was indeed total crap

Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?


Which is funnier? ScanX's great joke "Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?" Or the first two videos?


this was a semi-real question actually.

and it's not hard to be funnier than somethin totally not funny tbh :)



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:59 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
BeerWench13 wrote:
Quote:
Which is funnier? ScanX's great joke "Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?" Or the first two videos?

A. Scan's statement.


Surprised

boooooooo

He is probably your buddy.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:59 pm GMT by zinn0
Mike_M4tusow=Mikenike?

If so, shoot me please...



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:00 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
zinn0 wrote:
Mike_M4tusow=Mikenike?

If so, shoot me please...


uh, no I am not some type of candy. WTF?



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:02 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
ScanX wrote:


Which is funnier? ScanX's great joke "Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?" Or the first two videos?


this was a semi-real question actually.

and it's not hard to be funnier than somethin totally not funny tbh Smile/quote

Another ScanX classic.

Do you like Hoegarden? Can you send me some. Tough to get here in the states.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:04 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
Mike_M4tusow wrote:
I was just trying to add some humor. :D


To be fair, humour has been added, you're not going to get banned just for having poor taste in videos, we was juss mussin'

I suggest we let this 1 slide and reserve judgement awaiting further posts.

BTW, it is a good avatar Wink



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:06 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Quote:
He is probably your buddy.

Well, I do owe him a gourmet dinner next time I make my way to Belgium. Laughing

You're probably better off to quit while you're behind, Mike. The mods won't take kindly to your behavior.

Zinn, not nice. tsk tsk
Although I'm not sure who should be insulted....



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:07 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
wEbMaStEr wrote:
Mike_M4tusow wrote:
I was just trying to add some humor. :D


To be fair, humour has been added, you're not going to get banned just for having poor taste in videos, we was juss mussin'

I suggest we let this 1 slide and reserve judgement awaiting further posts.

BTW, it is a good avatar Wink


ty



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:10 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
BeerWench13 wrote:
Quote:
He is probably your buddy.

Well, I do owe him a gourmet dinner next time I make my way to Belgium. Laughing

You're probably better off to quit while you're behind, Mike. The mods won't take kindly to your behavior.

Zinn, not nice. tsk tsk
Although I'm not sure who should be insulted....


Ok ok, but your first post should be a memorable one. Anyways, how about a little poker trivia.

If you are behind in a hand going to the river, what is the most possible outs you can have?



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:12 pm GMT by Gunslinger
BeerWench13 wrote:
I missed my calling as an English teacher.

I think I missed that, too. My biggest pet peeve is 'I'm going to try AND do something.' Crying



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:15 pm GMT by BeerWench13
I'm fixing to go....
He should of....
How come he.....

The list is endless. I'm going to try and ignore it. Laughing



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:16 pm GMT by Gunslinger
I wish I was strong enough to. Wink


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:19 pm GMT by TxShadow
Mike_M4tusow wrote:


Which is funnier? ScanX's great joke "Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?" Or the first two videos?


Scan could have posted a 6 page essay on the Theory of Relativity and it would have been funnier than the first two videos.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:25 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
TxShadow wrote:
Mike_M4tusow wrote:


Which is funnier? ScanX's great joke "Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?" Or the first two videos?


Scan could have posted a 6 page essay on the Theory of Relativity and it would have been funnier than the first two videos.


That made me chuckle :D



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:32 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
In Belgian

















WALOON OR FLEMISH!



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:50 pm GMT by snoogins47
TxShadow wrote:
Mike_M4tusow wrote:


Which is funnier? ScanX's great joke "Mike_M4tusow, is your age hidden in your name ?" Or the first two videos?


Scan could have posted a 6 page essay on the Theory of Relativity and it would have been funnier than the first two videos.


A 6 page essay on relativity written by ScanX would be funnier than most things.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:54 pm GMT by ScanX
is this a challenge ?


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:04 pm GMT by UrAteUp
Quote:
Mike_M4tusow=Mikenike?


My thinking is Mike is probably younger the the other Mike Zinno.... Laughing...at least Mikenike is funny sometimes.

Did you mods let BlueFox back in here under a new name perhaps?... Laughing

As for the Theory of Relativity comment, Scan could do it. Few others on here as well. But for some we might have to explain that this is not some theory about how your Grandpa could also be your Uncle.... Laughing Laughing

BTW...Mike_M4tusow...if you were as funny as the real Mike Matusow...then you might get some laughs out of us...but just trying to play the Mouth aint cuttin it... Smile



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:26 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
good call Ur Wink


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:36 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
For all the ScanX supporters

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1021424



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:37 pm GMT by BeerWench13
Tread lightly. You know not with whom you are dealing.


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:48 pm GMT by cayouche
snoogins47 wrote:
A 6 page essay on relativity written by ScanX would be funnier than most things.


My thoughts exactly. Laughing Laughing



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:52 pm GMT by UrAteUp
Hey Mike...your not the only one who can make a good movie...

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1021524

See if this one hits your funny bone... Laughing Laughing



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:00 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
UrAteUp wrote:
Hey Mike...your not the only one who can make a good movie...

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1021524

See if this one hits your funny bone... Laughing Laughing



lol very clever



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:33 pm GMT by zinn0
UrAteUp made a funny...


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:31 pm GMT by weirdofreek
This Thread makes me want to punch babies.


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:36 pm GMT by zinn0
weirdofreek wrote:
This Thread makes me want to punch babies.


Be honest, you wanted to punch a baby before you read this thread, you are just using it as an excuse to actually go out and do it.



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:38 pm GMT by cayouche
Man, at this rate Mike will reach 150 posts by the end of the night... wow!! Shocked Shocked Shocked


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:43 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
cayouche wrote:
Man, at this rate Mike will reach 150 posts by the end of the night... wow!! Shocked Shocked Shocked


I will take the under



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:08 pm GMT by Geno
Ok, actually ADD something to the forum other than idiocy or you'll be kissing this place goodbye because this thread is 5 pages of retardedness and a sh*t load of links which aren't even allowed.


Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:38 pm GMT by Carson Cashman
I liked the second one.

Surprised



Posted Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:41 pm GMT by Mike_M4tusow
Carson Cashman wrote:
I liked the second one.

Surprised



Finally, someone with a sense of humor Exclamation






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