Posted Tue May 23, 2006 1:23 am GMT by KingOHearts
Notable not so much for the beat, but by the dumass antagonist who refused to believe this was a bad beat.
***** Hand History for Game 4339139875 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, May 23, 00:59:19 ET 2006
Table After Taxes (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 2: HulkHogan81 ( $43.50 )
Seat 4: pokerjay82 ( $72.50 )
Seat 5: ADK_Rick ( $36.15 )
Seat 3: Chiqueeeta ( $5.52 )
Seat 9: Robere1963 ( $24.75 )
Seat 1: jbacker2003 ( $39.08 )
Seat 6: flyinemu ( $10 )
Seat 10: bintibinti ( $25 )
ADK_Rick posts small blind $0.10.
flyinemu posts big blind $0.25.
bintibinti posts big blind $0.25.
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ADK_Rick 4 5
Robere1963 calls $0.25.
bintibinti checks.
jbacker2003 calls $0.25.
HulkHogan81 folds.
Chiqueeeta folds.
pokerjay82 calls $0.25.
ADK_Rick calls $0.15.
flyinemu checks.
** Dealing Flop ** 3 A 2
ADK_Rick bets $0.50.
flyinemu folds.
Robere1963 folds.
bintibinti raises $1.47.
jbacker2003 folds.
pokerjay82 raises $4.
ADK_Rick calls $3.50.
bintibinti calls $2.53.
** Dealing Turn ** 6
ADK_Rick bets $10.
bintibinti folds.
pokerjay82 raises $32.
ADK_Rick is all-In $21.90
** Dealing River ** 2
pokerjay82 shows 2 A a full house, Twos full of aces.
ADK_Rick doesn't show 4 5 a straight, two to six.
pokerjay82 wins $0.10 from side pot #1 with a full house, Twos full of aces.
pokerjay82 wins $74.30 from the main pot with a full house, Twos full of aces.
HulkHogan81: hahaha adk busted
ADK_Rick: yeah, like you dont go broke there
flyinemu: ouch
HulkHogan81: nope
ADK_Rick: lol, you lay down a flopped straight and I'll play you every night sporty
pokerjay82: yeah i didnt c a 4 5 , but had to call
ADK_Rick: worst beat I have taken in a while
HulkHogan81: that wasnt a bad beat rick
ADK_Rick: lol
ADK_Rick: you get dumber by the moment
HulkHogan81: in order for it to be a bad beat, u gotta be ahead the whole hand
ADK_Rick: no dumbass
flyinemu: he flopped the straight
ADK_Rick: you have to be ahead when the money goes in
HulkHogan81: u outdrew him, so that was a beat for him
HulkHogan81: lmao dumass
flyinemu: are you retarded hulk
ADK_Rick: what a tool
HulkHogan81: have u guys played i a wsop event?
HulkHogan81: shut ur mouth
flyinemu: so whenever A 2 loses to KQ its a bad beat
ADK_Rick: dont even try
HulkHogan81: i didnt say that btch
ADK_Rick: brain dead
HulkHogan81: u can never say 23 got sucked out on, cuz its never in the lead
ADK_Rick: a bad beat is when you are ahead when the money goes in
HulkHogan81: no its NOT
HulkHogan81: GO ASK HELLMUTH U FCKER
ADK_Rick: dont have to
ADK_Rick: my 11 year old knows that
HulkHogan81: heres an idea, dont play fckin 4 5
ADK_Rick: and u dont
ADK_Rick: and everyone else at this table does
ADK_Rick: except you
ADK_Rick: lol, getting 10:1 on my money I'll play any two cards
HulkHogan81: i dont
HulkHogan81: that y i have $ and u dont
lisalisa2: every hear of anger management hulk
ADK_Rick: hey lisa, didnt see you show up
ADK_Rick: we have one of those teenagers here
lisalisa2: sup Rick
HulkHogan81: lol im not a teenager
ADK_Rick: lisa, you play several thousand hands a week
ADK_Rick: so whats a bad beat?
ADK_Rick: you sure act like one
lisalisa2: yeah
lisalisa2: I do
ADK_Rick: wrasslin boy thinks a bad beat refers to preflop only
lisalisa2: ahh
HulkHogan81: NO U FCKIN IDIOT
lisalisa2: no I would say a 4 outer on the river is what I would call a bad beat
HulkHogan81: LISTEN TO ME NEXT TIME DUMASS
ADK_Rick: scroll up
ADK_Rick: listen to yourself
HulkHogan81: DID I SAY PREFLOP ONLY?
lisalisa2: id play 45 against you hulk in position
HulkHogan81: I SAID LEADING THE WHOLE WAY
HulkHogan81: STUPID SHT
ADK_Rick: and I was except for preflop
ADK_Rick: in order to be ahead "the whole way" you have to be ahead preflop
ADK_Rick: great pot odds preflop, flop a straight, all the money goes in on the turn, and he hits a 4 outer for a boat
Chumpcake: the person way behind is always a favorite on pp
ADK_Rick: uh oh, a Rigged theorist
ADK_Rick: 
ADK_Rick: Def of Bad Beat: "When a good hand is beat by a longshot draw."
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Posted Tue May 23, 2006 1:49 am GMT by kainARGH
post more please, that was some of the ebst laughing I've done all week.
im gonna be giggling for at least 30 minutes.
| Quote: | HulkHogan81: GO ASK HELLMUTH U FCKER
ADK_Rick: wrasslin boy thinks a bad beat refers to preflop only
lisalisa2: ahh
HulkHogan81: NO U FCKIN IDIOT |
priceless
+3 points for resorting to all caps.
Posted Tue May 23, 2006 6:00 pm GMT by LeafsFan1122
lol agreed. We should start a thread entitled "stupid opponents".
"Go ask Helmuth you FCKER." That was priceless.
Posted Tue May 23, 2006 6:14 pm GMT by KingOHearts
The entertainment value aside, this hand ruined an otherwise profitable night. I played it pretty good I would think...bottom line I got all my money in with a hand that waaaaay ahead. Damn.
Posted Tue May 23, 2006 6:54 pm GMT by KingOHearts
By popular demand....
I was bleary eyed last night and thought the chat would be too much, but since a few found it entertaining here is the rest of it...unedited....except it took place over about another half hour with many silent times in between.
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flyinemu: ok, im sure we all believe u now so lets talk about something else like sunshine and happiness
ADK_Rick: how about rainbows
ADK_Rick: sorry man, I can take the beat, it happens sometimes
ADK_Rick: its the rampant stupidity I cant abide
ADK_Rick: how many tables, lisa?
lisalisa2: 6
flyinemu: how many monitors do u have
flyinemu: can u fit 6 windows on 1 screen?
HulkHogan81: wwht an idiot lisa is
pokerjay82: there is a minimize option
flyinemu: yeah but the windows keep popping up
flyinemu: when its your turn
flyinemu: and that is annoying
pokerjay82: it aligns them in table format
lisalisa2: they just overlap
pokerjay82: my comp cant take more than 4
HulkHogan81: lisa, y not jus step up stakes and play 1 table?
HulkHogan81: instead of trying to think ur cool
Chumpcake: when do you find time to cook and clean?
ADK_Rick: always a ray of sunshine our friend is
pokerjay82: im not gettin much action now =[
ADK_Rick: so HH, you think playing 100 NL is the same as playing 4 tables of 25?
ADK_Rick: Im not getting much cards now
HulkHogan81: shut up rick
ADK_Rick: uh....
ADK_Rick: no
ADK_Rick:
ADK_Rick: hey HH...pop quiz!
ADK_Rick: whats a bad beat?
ADK_Rick: hint...scroll up
ADK_Rick: lolol
ADK_Rick: HH..you mentioned Hellmuth earlier...is he your favorite?
HulkHogan81: i played at the same table as him at the wsop
ADK_Rick: cough
lisalisa2: lmao
Posted Tue May 23, 2006 8:11 pm GMT by kainARGH
| Quote: | | HulkHogan81: i played at the same table as him at the wsop |
I wonder if he was the guy " who cant even spell poker "
Posted Tue May 23, 2006 8:57 pm GMT by LeafsFan1122
LOL. That was great. Helmuth at his finest.
Posted Wed May 24, 2006 8:45 am GMT by mikenike
he should take his own advice, "wwht an idiot lisa"
Posted Mon May 29, 2006 6:01 pm GMT by Large__stack
Lol Ye when Hellmuth said this guy can't even spell poker it was priceless and definetly HH lol
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