I know I'm playing too much poker when............. |
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Posted Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:08 pm GMT by jimmer
.......your answers please
Mine would be;
I know I'm playing too much poker when.............i'm still playing at 3am and i have to be up for work at 6am
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Posted Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:25 pm GMT by 1988 TR
| jimmer wrote: | .......your answers please
Mine would be;
I know I'm playing too much poker when.............i'm still playing at 3am and i have to be up for work at 6am |
Yep, you already got mine!
Posted Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:20 pm GMT by ninetensuited
try playing at 4:45 am when you have to be at work at 5
Posted Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:59 am GMT by MrDarling
what about
When I wake up shouting allin, allin with the Space bar stuck to my cheek and the mouse is glued to my hand...
Posted Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:51 am GMT by mindgame
The nurse says
"It's was a boy, Mr. M,"
and without looking up from my laptop in the waiting room I say
"Yeah, whatever."
Posted Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:42 am GMT by aaronw
How about if you are counting and you go...
"7, 8, 9, 10, Jack"
Posted Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:35 am GMT by jimmer
When the wife has too rush off because her mums ill, and the first thing I think is; "Great, a spare couple of hours to play poker"
Posted Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:26 pm GMT by UrAteUp
Your watching poker on TV and (insert favorite female poker player here) is playing...your looking at the set she is playing and not the one shes packing.
Posted Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:00 pm GMT by MrDarling
| UrAteUp wrote: | | Your watching poker on TV and (insert favorite female poker player here) is playing...your looking at the set she is playing and not the one shes packing. |
This is just crap. Any decent online poker player should have the ability to watch both set at the same time - sort of multitabling
Posted Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:57 pm GMT by jimmer
quote="MrDarling" | UrAteUp wrote: | | Your watching poker on TV |
I didn't realise my house had a TV. I mean, i know it did before i discovered poker, now i'm unsure!
Posted Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:14 pm GMT by JackKingOff
When you wake up in the morning and play poker for the time you have until you have to go to school
Posted Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:15 pm GMT by LeafsFan1122
| JackKingOff wrote: | | When you wake up in the morning and play poker for the time you have until you have to go to school |
And then go home at lunch time to play an STT.
Posted Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:32 pm GMT by iammrspoker
Hey I have it bad. I know I am playing to much when I love playing poker more than being with my husband. I can't wait till he goes to sleep so I can play with out his interruptions. Now thats bad. I love him but I would rather be playing. He is the one who got me started.
I love it !!!
Posted Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:37 pm GMT by LeafsFan1122
| iammrspoker wrote: | Hey I have it bad. I know I am playing to much when I love playing poker more than being with my husband. I can't wait till he goes to sleep so I can play with out his interruptions. Now thats bad. I love him but I would rather be playing. He is the one who got me started.
I love it !!! |
I think therapy is in order  .
Welcome aboard.
Posted Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:10 am GMT by jimmer
| iammrspoker wrote: | Hey I have it bad. I know I am playing to much when I love playing poker more than being with my husband. I can't wait till he goes to sleep so I can play with out his interruptions. Now thats bad. I love him but I would rather be playing. He is the one who got me started.
I love it !!! |
Could you have a chat to my wife. You know-girl to girl. Maybe take her shopping......nice lunch etc. Explain to her your thoughts on poker and why it's such a great game.
I've tried for years, but don't seem to be getting anywhere!
Posted Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:21 pm GMT by UrAteUp
| iammrspoker wrote: | Hey I have it bad. I know I am playing to much when I love playing poker more than being with my husband. I can't wait till he goes to sleep so I can play with out his interruptions. Now thats bad. I love him but I would rather be playing. He is the one who got me started.
I love it !!! |
Keep posting like this and you might find a new hubby on here..one that will love you as you are...  ...and welcome you to play poker together, online, in bed, with his and hers laptops..
Webby...you might want to check this one out buddy....
Posted Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:49 pm GMT by BMiller1980
You play so much during the day and night that your dreams are about poker hands.
And especially when you are half asleep---thinking about a particular hand.
For me, it always seems to be the same hand replayed over and over again.
A few nights ago I kept seeing 8sTs over and over again.
Yea, I know I'm weird. There weren't even any naked chicks in the dream 
Posted Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:08 pm GMT by jimmer
| BMiller1980 wrote: | | A few nights ago I kept seeing 8sTs over and over again. |
Does it make a difference to your day if the night before you see pocket aces???
Are you going to have a bad day if the best you can dream is 57 offsuit???
Personally, I'm going through the 'up all night then straight to work' phase. To me, sleeps for those who don't have a laptop!
Posted Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:46 pm GMT by Ryan_j37
you start to rate things based on the holdem starting hand scale e.g
"That serve was pocket queens"
"Howd you go in that exam?" "Ace king suited"
Posted Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:00 am GMT by khaosanroad
Instead of getting screwed or cheated I think I'm getting Rivered by everyone.
Posted Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:04 pm GMT by ninetensuited
haha
Posted Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:17 pm GMT by Alaskadude
...when the hotel desk clerk tells me they don't have any high speed internet rooms available and I throw myself on the floor and scream and kick my legs.
All while still in my airline uniform. 
Posted Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:07 pm GMT by lwestatbus
You sell your house and buy a condo so you won't have yard work and can play poker.
Posted Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:50 am GMT by cheezewhiz
You know your playing too much poker when :
You play online even though you know its bogus.
Doesnt apply to me, but it does to all of you LOL. Why ?
Posted Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:28 am GMT by arras
| cheezewhiz wrote: | You know your playing too much poker when :
You play online even though you know its bogus.
Doesnt apply to me, but it does to all of you LOL. Why ? |
Jesus you are obnoxious. You lose because you suck, not because its rigged. or maybe the poker sites just like me 
Posted Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:01 pm GMT by leondman
When the wife leave's me i aint got no money and dept colectors at at door to take fingers and toe's
Posted Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:39 am GMT by lwestatbus
| leondman wrote: | | When the wife leave's me i aint got no money and dept colectors at at door to take fingers and toe's |
You forgot to add "...and you don't care as long as they leave you the laptop."
Posted Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:32 am GMT by jimmer
you know your playing too much poker when.......
about 4 o'clock this morning, i actually woke up in a cold sweat, because of a nightmare. I dreamt i had pocket aces and my laptop had froze, but the timer was still moving.
I woke up a split second before the timer ended.
I wonder if i won?
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