Posted Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:37 pm GMT by ninetensuited
hey bro,
I pissed a guy off at the casino friday night, he had been raising every hand he was in, and i could tell he was just trying to buy every pot. and i finally hit a flop. 4  5 in the BB. 5 people to the flop at 4/8 FL. flop is 4  5  A  i bet. he raised, I reraised, he called.
Turn is K
i bet he raised, i called and said (i knwo you've been full of shit all night. so im just going to call you)
river is 4 i bet, he raised i reraised and said ( and i know your full of shit this time)and he called
he was holding T8
he said "what in the hell makes you think i have been full of shit all night?"
i said "because you've been bluffing at every pot you've been in f*cking night"
him: "how do you know that, i havent showed anything down"
me: "true, but you made it 4 bets w/ a six high flush, which you lost. and you've lost a lot of hands where you've made it 3 bets and then mucked when someone called you....im not as stupid as i look."
him: "you want to take this outside....im going to kick your ass"
me: "no, thats ok, ill take your money here...ill be here longer than you"
him: "no, im going to kick your ass"
dealer: "floor!!!"
floor person: "whats the problem"
dealer: "this guy(me) called this guy (villian) out on his bluff, and told him he knew he was bluffing before the hand was over, and now this guy (villian) is getting really mad and wants to start a fight."
floor person: "ok, you need to calm down(talking to the villian) if anything else happens your out of here"
about 5 hands later i look down to 8 8
im the button, villian from 5 hands ago is BB and he raises to 8, i call we are heads up.
flop is K 8 T
i bet, he raised, i called
turn is 8
i bet, he raised, i reraised, he called
river is 2
i bet, he raised, i reraised, he made it 4 bets and unfortunately i could only call, no more raises.....
villain: "haha!, I have the nuts bitch!!!"
me: "oh, (turn over my hand) the nuts huh? you think your puny ass club flush is the nuts? i guess you think your flush is better than quads, go read a book and then come back...he turns over A J "
he got mad and stormed out of the room after i scraped up the ~150$ pot
probably not really ethical on my part, but funny as hell
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Posted Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:19 pm GMT by groton
lmao
Great Reads
Posted Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:29 pm GMT by ninetensuited
this goes right along with the guy wishing my mom dead, and the guy wanting to cut my throat:)
Posted Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:45 pm GMT by MrDarling
nice 1.
Always nice to strip a lose canon.
But do you really think it is wise telling him what he does wrong?! 
Posted Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:14 pm GMT by ninetensuited
normally, probably not, but with this guy i knew one of 2 things would happen. either he would play more conservative and id be able to play in more pots. or he would go on tilt and donk all his money to me.
Posted Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:12 pm GMT by LeafsFan1122
LOL.
Oh man, I'm so proud.
Great stuff :D
When is your internet back??
Posted Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:43 pm GMT by ninetensuited
i have to buy a new computer, my hard drive is screwed, so i have to use this Air force base library, and they wont let me download anything:( I made enough money this weekend to buy one, so it shouldnt be to long
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