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Posted Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:56 am GMT by wEbMaStEr
Here are a few tips to make the transition easier:
Your avatar MUST be a close-up of an eye, or a dog or a baby
If you suffer a bad beat you MUST berate your nemisis, and if possible, follow him from table to table to continue berating him. (obviously this works in reverse too.)
If you are all in preflop v. a shortstack - you WILL lose.
2 outers are coinflips.
KK v Ax is also a coinflip
AA is an slight underdog to KK
If you email support with anything other than glowing praise they WILL turn your "difficulty level" up to 11 (also known as the "killswitch")
There are a lot of aged granny's and young children playing on Stars, anything stronger than "nh sir" in the chat box WILL result in a chat ban.
Enjoy your time on Pokerstars :D
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Posted Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:53 am GMT by Miss_J
Ya, this sorta applies to every site out there. should be an easy transition
Posted Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:08 pm GMT by ninetensuited
my difficulty got turned up to 111 on absolute in august
Posted Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:00 pm GMT by Geno
I love people who talk genuinely about the 'difficulty level', they really make it all worthwhile 
Posted Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:47 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
First time I heard someone mention that I laughed so much, beer came out of my nose
Posted Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:11 pm GMT by Miss_J
that post was the first time i ever heard of that. it is quite funny.
Posted Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:41 pm GMT by mindgame
a shift in difficulty level is simply the perception of the player when something horrible happens...like my sitting down at his table.
Posted Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:31 pm GMT by ninetensuited
your right. Its all in the players head imo, me saying that my diff level got turned to 111 was me joking. really what happened, is i went on a shit hot run for about a month and it wad returning to normalcy
Posted Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:34 pm GMT by Phil14312
Good thing I purchased a Game Genie over ten years ago.
Posted Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:58 am GMT by UrAteUp
Anyone ever wonder why there are no famous Scottish comedians in the world?.... 
Posted Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:09 am GMT by wEbMaStEr
You mean other than Billy Connolly, Craig Ferguson, Mike Myers?
(ok I know Mike Myers is Canadian, but his Scottish routine is hilarious)
Posted Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:35 am GMT by Jauron
Craig Ferguson is not funny. 
Posted Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:13 pm GMT by xDiamond_CutteRx
Hilarious post... I hate people with "Baby" avatars. Newsflash: your baby is fugly and you're awful at Poker!
Posted Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:22 pm GMT by Miss_J
| mindgame wrote: | | a shift in difficulty level is simply the perception of the player when something horrible happens...like my sitting down at his table. |
yup, it's abviously a joke, that some people actually take seriously
Posted Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:25 pm GMT by Moon_Child
maybe you should email the support and ask them to give you a break, i heard some guy never stopped losing after he done it 
Posted Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:26 am GMT by xhi
| wEbMaStEr wrote: | You mean other than Billy Connolly, Craig Ferguson, Mike Myers?
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WHO?
Posted Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:59 am GMT by UrAteUp
| xhi wrote: | | wEbMaStEr wrote: | You mean other than Billy Connolly, Craig Ferguson, Mike Myers?
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WHO? |
Exactly, didn't I say famous comedians Webby?... . Oh and you can't take Mike Myers...he is Canadian... .
Mark my words...give DC 10 years and a child and he will be one of those "Baby" avatar people... ...provided US players are still online at the poker sites.
Posted Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:52 am GMT by Johny
| wEbMaStEr wrote: | Here are a few tips to make the transition easier:
Your avatar MUST be a close-up of an eye, or a dog or a baby
If you suffer a bad beat you MUST berate your nemisis, and if possible, follow him from table to table to continue berating him. (obviously this works in reverse too.)
If you are all in preflop v. a shortstack - you WILL lose.
2 outers are coinflips.
KK v Ax is also a coinflip
AA is an slight underdog to KK
If you email support with anything other than glowing praise they WILL turn your "difficulty level" up to 11 (also known as the "killswitch")
There are a lot of aged granny's and young children playing on Stars, anything stronger than "nh sir" in the chat box WILL result in a chat ban.
Enjoy your time on Pokerstars :D |
Yeah pretty much, couldn't have said it any better myself.
Posted Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:43 pm GMT by groton
hay mine is not of a eye more of a whole face and its a scary scary yet smartlooking at the same time Blue and Fury face
Posted Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:07 am GMT by raisebot
| Moon_Child wrote: | | maybe you should email the support and ask them to give you a break, i heard some guy never stopped losing after he done it |
LOL Im gonna try that
Posted Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:50 pm GMT by Alaskadude
| xDiamond_CutteRx wrote: | | Hilarious post... I hate people with "Baby" avatars. Newsflash: your baby is fugly and you're awful at Poker! |
Why do they waste time putting up weird/ugly avatars? Don't they realize that the people that are offended or just weirded out by them will just HIDE the damn thing with one simple click of the mouse?
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