Posted Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:27 pm GMT by Dave B
This guy was so stupid, it drove me crazy. Maybe he was just trying to tilt me, but a $30 SNG wasnt going to get me excited.
About 2-3 hands in I limp w/ 87 suited and get a flop of Q64. I semi bluff and get 2 callers. Turn was a 5 so I bet 1/2 pot and someone moves all in, I call w/ the nuts and double up easy (he had QJ).
About 3 hands later I raise 3x the BB w/ AK and only the blind calls. Flop K64, he bets pot, I call. Turn 3 and he bets pot again, a min raise nearly puts him all in so I push. He pauses then calls and shows K10. A ten comes on the river and I lose a 3 outer.
He then has the balls to criticize my play. "If you raise more, I fold that preflop". I say "Why would I raise more when I got all your chips in the middle as a 93% dog with one card to come". The he says "I was just saying, you could have avoided the suck out". So I say "WHY THE F*CK WOULD I WANT TO AVOID A CHANCE TO GET SUCKED OUT AS A HUGE FAVORITE YOU F*ING IDIOT. I GOT EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED".
This went on for 10 minutes with every comment making him sounding like even more of an idiot.
Anyway, he busted out in 5th place (I think) and I won it. So there. F*ing online idiots.
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Posted Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:13 pm GMT by BeerWench13
These people actually amuse me quite a bit. I have found that if you really want to take the wind out of their sails, just agree with everything they say. If you suck out and they call you a donkey or a fish, just say "I know. I suck." There's really no response they can make to that without looking like a complete ass.
I did this against a guy in a live game too. Every derogatory comment he made to me I seconded. He was trying so hard to tilt me.
"You got so lucky there"
"I know. I guess the poker gods were smiling on me that hand."
"I can't believe you called me with that."
"Me either."
"I guess since you won that big hand you think you're great, but you really suck."
"Sometimes I swallow too."
This went on for about 2 hours. He made one last comment that I can't recall and I agreed with him again and he said "You know, it's really no fun when you just agree with me." and pushed all-in.
"I'm sorry I'm ruining your fun. I can fake a temper tantrum if you prefer. I'm not a great actor though. I call." He flips over Q5 off and I have KK. Perfect timing. He stayed out of any hands with me after he rebought and didn't make any more comments toward me either.
Posted Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:26 pm GMT by misterjokerboy
I was playing an online low buy tourney, was short stacked and pushed from the button with KJo, got called by K10 suited.
The guy then moaned about me sucking out on him. I pointed out to him that I was a big favourite pre-flop.
He replied "no, I was favourite because my cards were suited" 
Posted Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:26 pm GMT by mackkie
| BeerWench13 wrote: |
"I guess since you won that big hand you think you're great, but you really suck."
"Sometimes I swallow too."
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 That was dirty!
Posted Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:53 pm GMT by exit music
| BeerWench13 wrote: |
"I guess since you won that big hand you think you're great, but you really suck."
"Sometimes I swallow too."
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hahahaha you are awesome, like double double awesome. I really hope that you said that, if I was playing with someone and they told me they swallowed I would imediately go on love-tilt and spew away the rest of my chips.
Posted Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:15 pm GMT by BeerWench13
It was pretty funny when I said it actually. The whole table kind of stopped mid-motion for a second or two before my older sister started laughing hysterically and said to the guy "You have no idea who you're dealing with. Tonight's going to be a very humbling experience for you." Apparently he's used to playing with my little sis who is easily combustible and uses this technique on her.
| exit music wrote: | | if I was playing with someone and they told me they swallowed I would imediately go on love-tilt |
Wanna play? I could sure use some easy money. 
Posted Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:05 pm GMT by MrDarling
yeah its much more fun agreeing with the when you win. However when they do suckout on you, its not as fun.
Though I keep my comments to : Excellent play .
Wench , I love U
Posted Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:57 pm GMT by exit music
| BeerWench13 wrote: |
Wanna play? I could sure use some easy money. |
Sure! I'm not 100% if you're serious but if you wanna play some $5 or $10 head-up sit-n-go tournaments I'd be up for it. Once I get cam-studio working i would even make a video so the wench vs. exit music dual could go down in history on youtube of the world's most unsuccessful bluff when you call me down/win with pocket 2s on a AAQKJ board.
Just let me know which site + your username.
And if you're not serious, my response becomes:
| BeerWench13 wrote: |
"Sometimes I swallow, too"
Wanna play? |
Head-up??
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