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Loudmouth at my table



Posted Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:23 am GMT by pokerTim
I was playing yesterday and at my table we had a guy who thought he was God's gift to poker. He was running down everyone's play, and when he won a pot he would put on a show. He would raise his hands in the air and tell everyone how good he was.

He didn't stop talking about how good he was ( or thought he was)

He even said that my playing was horrible and that he could beat me anytime. I was ready to slug him in his pie hole just to shut him up.

What is the best way to deal with a jackoff like this? I wanted to move to another table, but they were all full.


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Posted Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:31 am GMT by MasterShake
pokerTim wrote:
I was playing yesterday and at my table we had a guy who thought he was God's gift to poker. He was running down everyone's play, and when he won a pot he would put on a show. He would raise his hands in the air and tell everyone how good he was.

He didn't stop talking about how good he was ( or thought he was)

He even said that my playing was horrible and that he could beat me anytime. I was ready to slug him in his pie hole just to shut him up.

What is the best way to deal with a jackoff like this? I wanted to move to another table, but they were all full.


Take his money. If you let guys like that get to you, then they're outplaying you in a sense. They're getting you bothered exactly the way they intend to. If you can get past their antics, you can probably take a good chunk off of them. It's hard to put on a show and play perfect at the same time. Probably one of the reasons Matusow won over $2mil one year and was still hundreds of thousands in debt.



Posted Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:28 am GMT by jeffonline
It’s a purpose play to put you on tilt, pretend bothered but play your best poker.


Posted Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:19 am GMT by tame_deuces
Online, close the chat..live, then you just make the impression that you are laughing at him behind his back (make it obvious), crack jokes at his expense and generally smile alot. Ask him if he needs a spotlight/stripper's pole/stage/microphone alot. Find some simple expression you can throw out every time he says something sour like 'FEELING THE LOVE!' and then laugh. Obviously say it if he takes a bad beat too.

Smiling and good mood is important or else you're just a big loser like he is obviously.

Ah, there is no feeling like making fun at someone you dislike who deserve it.






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