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I can't let you do that, Dave.



Posted Sun Jun 27, 2004 11:50 am GMT by JohnnyCache
Hello! This new main topic is for the discussion of the technical aspects of online poker, including but not limited to:

Programming, Networking, Randomness Simulation, Artificial decision making for poker, Poker simulation, graphic design, marketing, copyrighting, publishing, etc., etc.

It's also you spot to discuss and review available software.

A few addendums/extensions/clarifications to the standing forum rules I'm going to be a stickler about:

1. NO PIRACY. Do NOT swap existing commercial software on this board, period. Not even a little. Not even "PM me for info on a used Wink copy of ____." It sucks, but as a programming board, this area is even more subject to no piracy rules, because as hard-core digital citizens with gambling problems, we are probably extra likely to be watched. The coding jargon on this board will draw searches for piracy - I've seen it happen to pirate boards before, and I will not give the jackbooters any ammo to use on us.

2. NO discussions of how to cheat online, unless they are in the context of securing our projects. I can't abide a card cheat, and I have a lot of frequent flier miles and a monkey wrench. Got it?

3. Reverse engineering or de-compilation should be kept brief, pointed, partial, and abstract if it must be posted. In other words, don't post "This is the machine code decompilation of turbo-texas holdem! n3@t0=el33to!!!!1"

4. NO exterior spam here. I was a promising young genius once, until the crass commercialization of the internet drove me to sin and vice. In other words, I take spam very personally. And I can build a rail gun out of things in my yard.*

4b. If you finish a program and stamp a price tag on it, plug it in your sig or answer questions about it only - we have to adhere to our own honor code RE: advertising for it to bind outsiders. Sensible exceptions granted for working on future versions, of course.

5. Fight for the users at all times. That's a Tron joke, not a real rule.

It may be that not all of the rules we have to live by reflect our personal veiws 100%, but they are the law of the land, and I will keep order here. No matter what your feelings are about software issues, we keep the law here, so we can keep this forum here. Period. I don't like to be the law-dog, but if you make me, I will drop a banhammer of heartofor unseen weight, length, and girth on violations here in an manner so violent and humiliating as to border on pornographic, especially where piracy is concered. I DO not want to see a resource I use and enjoy and a community of people I consider my friends damaged because users can't be bothered to confine illegal acts to email.

*Don't scoff. I have some weird stuff in my yard."


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Posted Sun Jun 27, 2004 12:30 pm GMT by Adam Marshall
Nice first official post, JohnnyC. Thanks for moderating this one, and I hope that your promises of railguns and monkey wrenches come to fruitation.
I'll also give the usual: If anyone sees a topic that I missed in another section that should be in "Poker Tech", lemme know and I'll move it in here.



Posted Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:42 pm GMT by Tralfaz
Hmmm, cool topic.

Since nobody else seems to be posting I'll give it a whirl.

Johhny, your techno talk fascinates me. I was wondering if you could apply your genuis to a problem that I have. . . .

could you build me a machine that will disintegrate that guy! Very Mad . . . . you know the one! The guy that puts all his chips out there on a two outer. . . and hits, but only when he is in a hand with me. He then promptly turns around and loses those chips the next hand on a similarly boneheaded move.

I was thinking that something involving lasers or some type of "Death Ray" might work. Even a sharpened egg beater might do the trick. Whadda ya think??? Wink



Posted Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:43 am GMT by JohnnyCache
Got one. Keep in a friend's garage.





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