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Posted Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:19 pm GMT by saper88aa
was bored so i thougth i would put up apot of rounder quotes.
So post your favorite quote from Rounders
check raising stupid tourist, taking huge pots off them, stacks and towers of check so high u cant see over them..... F** it lets go
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Posted Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:41 pm GMT by Geno
I must be due to watch this again soon. See my sig for my fave 8)
Posted Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:30 pm GMT by Adam Marshall
"Mister son of bitch, let's play some cards."
You can even take out the "let's play some cards" part and it's my favorite.
Posted Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:39 pm GMT by karasz
"You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded it on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short, and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20."
love that scene... wish i was that good
Posted Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:46 am GMT by Leo
"if you can't spot the sucker at the table within the first halfhour, then you are the sucker."
Posted Fri Oct 24, 2003 4:59 pm GMT by DDiehr
Sorry John, I forgot.
Posted Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:32 am GMT by tonytal
Adam, u stole mine!!
Posted Sat Oct 25, 2003 5:18 am GMT by simple-cat
"In the poker game of life, women are the rake"
Posted Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:18 pm GMT by tonytal
Ddiehr,
That quote is a good one. . . . .one that nobody thinks about but still good!! I think that is my new 2nd favorite quote.
TT
Posted Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:36 am GMT by JohnnyCache
"Why do you think the same five guys are at the final table at the WSOP every year? What are they, like the five luckiest guys in Vegas?"
Posted Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:44 am GMT by racquet000
| Adam Marshall wrote: | "Mister son of bitch, let's play some cards."
You can even take out the "let's play some cards" part and it's my favorite. |
Just the way he says it makes it great.
Posted Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:54 am GMT by Carson Cashman
"You should have played those kings, Mike"
Posted Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:03 pm GMT by thepheonix
This is by far my favorite, and I use it anytime I lose at a home game
"It's okay. I'm paying you with your own money" (in the Russian accent).
Posted Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:40 pm GMT by Elwood52
I'd have to go with
"mike please.....I prefere relaxation therapist"
Posted Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:38 pm GMT by H4215
"Are you feeling satisfied now Teddy?" I think he uses the same demeanor in this scene as he did with the "Do you like apples?" scene in Good Will, anyway I digress. 
Posted Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:40 pm GMT by Jonniedough
You feel satisfied now, come in like a little school boy......Thats allright, I paid you off wit your money, remember when I stick it to you last time "cluck, cluck, making the take it in the arse gesture)
then you got the "f*ck it lets play"
Posted Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:45 pm GMT by saper88aa
"It's okay. I'm paying you with your own money" I'm still up 20 grand from this last time i stick it in you.My friend used this once against another player,He was like i'm still up 20 bucks from this last time i stick it in you,we all totally lost it. 
Posted Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:47 am GMT by Jonniedough
that the one.......My buddies get a kick out of it when I imitate it.....gotta do the humping motion though!! 
Posted Mon Apr 05, 2004 6:26 pm GMT by Danny KGB
English only at the table please. I know your over there talking about perogi's and snow and sh*t like that, but if you wanna see this last card you better stop talking fuc*kin sputnik...
Posted Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:28 am GMT by saper88aa
found this way old post and i thought i'd bump it
Posted Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:38 am GMT by Lokey
Thought of my favorite I was saying this all the time the other night.
"all I got is Jacks"
"Jacks, does this look like a man beaten by Jacks"
"Jacks are a monster compared to the crap you play"
Posted Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:04 am GMT by pol3302
I can't believe no one has posted " Pay the man his $#%^&!* money!" Classic, pure classic!
Posted Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:21 am GMT by Muck
”I want him to think I’m contemplating a call when all I’m really thinking about is Vegas and the f**king Mirage.”
”Alimony, child support, my kids eat. I’m not playing for the thrill of f**king victory.”
”Give me three stacks of high society.”
Too many good quotes in that move, there’s something you can enjoy in almost every other line 
Posted Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:13 am GMT by Cyberhwk
"Worm said you were running a little late."
"I always told her she'd be a good poker player. Always knew when to drop a shitty hand."
"Sorry JOHN. Honestly, I don't remember."
Too much funny banter between Worm and Mike to remember. About Worm being "whole" after prison and his "relaxation therapist."
Posted Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:02 pm GMT by mikenike
" how much was the hooker?"
Posted Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:21 am GMT by saper88aa
"Flops the nut straight, and has the disipline to wait him out.And to risk winning nothing with those cards...He owns him"
might be my favorite quote of the movie.
Posted Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:15 pm GMT by Geno
| mikenike wrote: | | " how much was the hooker?" |
You can't leave it there when the next line is:
"Mike please, 'relaxation therapist'"
Posted Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:25 pm GMT by xDiamond_CutteRx
| Geno wrote: | | mikenike wrote: | | " how much was the hooker?" |
You can't leave it there when the next line is:
"Mike please, 'relaxation therapist'" |
Yeah I have to second that Geno.
Posted Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:43 pm GMT by 1988 TR
Mike: "If you're too careful, your whole life can become a fukin' grind."
Posted Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:38 am GMT by howzit
"he comes right back over the top like I'm some f*cking tourist"
Posted Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:41 am GMT by lookEVO
Its ; Chan, did you have it?
McD , You know John, I just dont remeber
Posted Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:17 pm GMT by Nut Flush
"I have what is called the wheel. It has earthy undertones, a smooth draw and enough kick to give me the high and the low."
Good stuff, I need to work on my sh*t talkin'
Posted Sat Oct 01, 2005 2:18 am GMT by JohnnyCache
| lookEVO wrote: | Its ; Chan, did you have it?
McD , You know John, I just dont remeber |
it's "I don't know John . . . I forgot."
I think mine, at the moment, is when Jo asks after Joey K's wellfare and he looks at her and says, "The same." in this total, like, "what are you, impaired in some way?" voice...
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