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Posted Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:31 pm GMT by MaryJ
i'm an assclown who loooooves to recieve as much spam as possible. please help me out.


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Posted Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:36 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
Glad to see you actually took the time to post this in the Spam Graveyard and actually save Geno the time of moving this piece of unadulterated b/s there.
However, had you actually read the rules of this forum you would have realised that making such a post hee is in itself against the forum rules!
Of course he will still have to edit your post to prevent anyone from actually falling prey to your scam, with the byproduct of making you look like a complete and utter AssClown in the process.
Not to worry tho, he enjoys that kind of thing Wink



Posted Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:39 pm GMT by MaryJ
Your ignorance makes for nothing but pure enjoyment for my boring evening...funny how big and bad you boys get behind your moderated forums. If you actually took the chance to give it a shot you'd realize just who looks stupid here, lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo.


Posted Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:13 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
Ok lets look at the salient parts of your post.....

MaryJ wrote:
To receive:
-You must sign up for a online poker account with the designated site.
-You must have a VERIFIED Neteller account. If you are not familiar with Neteller, you can ask around, it’s 100% secure, and very established. (Your account info will NEVER be requested for!)



Now, to get this miraculous offer, you do not come right out and tell us how, you instead ask us to email you.

Here is how it works, someone mails you, you refer them to the site in question, they get their $25 after completing a set amount of raked hands, at that time you get (if you're smart) $50

It's a standard referral spam, you did NOT Invent this!
Admittedly your schpiel is a little more inventive than the standard, but at the end of the day, we've seen it a million times before.

You're a spammer, that is against the rules of this board, yes this board is moderated and thank god for that, and into the bargain, YOU are still the one who looks stupid, regardless of how many o's you add to your laugh.

Here's an idea for you, use your time to learn how to play winning poker, then you won't need to worry about looking like a lamer, going around boards scamming for referral bonuses Rolling Eyes



Posted Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:39 pm GMT by MaryJ
"Here is how it works, someone mails you, you refer them to the site in question, they get their $25 after completing a set amount of raked hands, at that time you get (if you're smart) $50"


Hmmm...someone can't read. I am pretty sure it said NO WITHDRAWAL RESTRICTIONS...good example though...please do continue to astound me..pfffft



Posted Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:05 pm GMT by ORGrinder
actually it doesn't matter how you try to justify it... you post is spam.

props though for being the first spammer i've seen to actually step up and defend their post. i mean it's still obviously against forum policy... but it says something that you stand behind you spam at least.

Smile



Posted Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:44 pm GMT by Fat Tony
ok gang, let's help this idiot out! here's a helpful tool to help accomplish the task!


http://www.toastedspam.com/freespamlist



Posted Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:19 am GMT by NickHow
Didn't you post it in the Spam Graveyard? How can you defend yourself against spam, when you thought it should be in the spam section of the forum? Confused


Posted Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:16 pm GMT by Geno
MaryJ wrote:
Your ignorance makes for nothing but pure enjoyment for my boring evening...funny how big and bad you boys get behind your moderated forums.

Your ignorance propogated this thread. You sure do put up a good argument FOR moderating threads don't you think?

^^ Nick H - you couldn't be more right dude Laughing






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