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Official Tilt Quote Thread



Posted Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:04 pm GMT by wEbMaStEr
I've just watched the first episode of Tilt, already i think it's got to be one of the most quotable shows around. So many quotable lines in the first episode alone.

My favourite so far......


"$8 Grand? at home, when i run out of toilet paper, i wipe my ass with $8 Grand. 9 if i had chilli."

- The Matador

Laughing


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Posted Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:05 pm GMT by NickFlynn
"You've got to get out of the kiddie pool and start making some moves."

I think that quote sums up the whole show.

- Nick



Posted Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:15 am GMT by JohnnyCache
"You want a little half-and-half while we're here? A quick "engine and caboose?"

It's funny 'cause it's vile!



Posted Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:12 am GMT by pschnarr_freddyNB
'a set of 2s is like a mackarel in the moonlight.. one minute its shining, the next.. it stinks' - matador


Posted Wed May 11, 2005 10:36 pm GMT by Dias
"You took all my money with those bitty cards? You played them like you had a pair!"

"No...I played them cuz I got a pair..."

-Eddie






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