The most bizarre thing you have seen at a table? |
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Posted Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:17 pm GMT by ChkDeezNuts
Here is my list:
5. Guy drunk off his ass......couple of players complain about getting him off the table......Guy promptly throws up all over his stack and his side of the table.
4. Argument starts because somebody played a A4 and sucked out two pair on the river when the original guy had 52 and had two pair on the flop. Mr. 52 called a raise to enter pot BTW and also started arguement.
3. Cute chick at table saying out loud what she needs to catch after the flop and then calling and rooting for it to fall....when it falls...other people call and she indeed shows that she wasn't lying.....The dealer never tells her to not do it.
2. Dealer goads one guy to call other guy's bet on river, saying "C'mon, your'e going to let this guy steal this pot too?" Guy calls.....original bettor shows straight.
1. Dealer talking out loud with players at table that he can deal any one player whatever he wants....players take it as a joke...dealer then elaborates on how he was kicked out of another casino because of it and continues his banter about how he cheated home games in his life.
Honorable mention: Guy next to me farts...I ignore it.....the stench continues...The guy then comments: "I got a stomach virus...I got to go change my underwear."
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Posted Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:24 pm GMT by The Nutz
I'm now on the floor!!! LMFAO!!!!!! 
"I've got to go change my underwear!" Damn... that's priceless!
Was this a bad dream, or what?
Posted Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:32 pm GMT by ChkDeezNuts
| The Nutz wrote: | I'm now on the floor!!! LMFAO!!!!!!
"I've got to go change my underwear!" Damn... that's priceless!
Was this a bad dream, or what? |
I remember being up about $40 at the time in a 5/10 game....and decided that I didn't want to play anymore that night......
If that is not a bad omen...I don't know what is.
Posted Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:26 pm GMT by markball
Haha those are great. My favorite was when I was playing no limit at the Taj with my good friend, who had about 15 double jack and cokes.
It was 1/2 NL, he raised 15 UTG which I know he never does unless he has a huge hand. Got one caller, this old annoying guy who we couldn't stand. flop came 2 5 7 (all diamonds). my friend bets 30, guy called. turn was another diamond, my friend bets 40, guy raises to 100. my friend is all pissed, and shows the table he is laying down kings (no diamond of course).
So the other guy shows J 9 off suit (with a diamond), my drunk friend says 'yeah keep playing that all night, i will take all your money'. They argue for a little bit, and finally after some mean words, the other guys says "Hey, do you want to take this outside to the bathroom?". My friend laughs and says "Why would you want to go to the bathroom with me?". The whole table explodes in laughter, and the guy just leaves the table. Lol.
Posted Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:10 pm GMT by madmark27
| ChkDeezNuts wrote: | | Honorable mention: Guy next to me farts...I ignore it.....the stench continues...The guy then comments: "I got a stomach virus...I got to go change my underwear." |
 Damnit!, I just spit Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard laughing!
Holy crap! That was funny as hell!
Posted Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:10 pm GMT by zeroswarm
Posted Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:56 pm GMT by Nugzy
LMFAO!! "Why would you wanna go to the bathroom with me?!"
Posted Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:14 pm GMT by Dias
lmao
the underwear and bathroom one are pretty good...
Ive had quite a few moments like that at home games...especially when people start drinking....makes for good poker memories.
Posted Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:01 pm GMT by Dave B
It doesnt rival those, but if I call a preflop raise w/ a weak hand from the blind, I will sometimes say-I call, now give me some 4s.
Last time I played I did this, w/ 46 offsuit. Flop comes 235-flopped the nuts. I had done this several times already and had shown the card that I called for when mucking. So, with the nuts already I say, well....I need to bet my draw. He calls. Turn K, I say, one more time, he calls. River J, I check, he bets, I check raise, he 3 bets, I 4 bet he calls-he shows KK for a set of Ks. Ouch....poor him!
Posted Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:11 pm GMT by ScanX
"The most bizarre thing you have seen at a table?"
Dave winning a pot
Posted Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:32 am GMT by Cyberhwk
Poker Table: Guy going around and trying to look at people's hands. Was insulted when I wouldn't let him (he was at the table, but not in the current hand).
Blackjack Table: Drunk guy chewing on the chips right before we cut him off, "Yeah, yeah, I know, I'll go cash out."
Drunk guy from the bar cussing out all the security staff when getting booted, "YOU'RE MAKING ME BELIGERANT...F***ING, F***ERS!!!!"
Posted Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:18 pm GMT by madmark27
This is at a Blackjack table:
My buddy, who was fairly new to BJ, split a pair of Kings ...hit Blackjack on both! The next morn. we were playing again and the guys at the table were discussing how they heard about some idiot splitting kings the night before. As I pointed to my buddy, I said "Gentlemen, meet the idiot." It was cool, we all laughed and lost our money.
Same trip, Blackjack table:
This drunk guy was losing and being LOUD (but funny as hell) all night long. He hits blackjack w/ a huge bet, jumps out of his chair, runs around the casino, yells "Just call me Gimme!...Gimme my got..daaaamn money!"
Posted Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:40 pm GMT by ScanX
| madmark27 wrote: | This is at a Blackjack table:
My buddy, who was fairly new to BJ, split a pair of Kings :shock: ...hit Blackjack on both! The next morn. we were playing again and the guys at the table were discussing how they heard about some idiot splitting kings the night before. As I pointed to my buddy, I said "Gentlemen, meet the idiot." It was cool, we all laughed and lost our money.
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well if the bank was showing a 6 it wasn't such a bad play :)
Posted Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:02 pm GMT by cowtown
Yeah I did that once on a lark and nailed BJ on both too. Table wasn't all that happy with me, but pats all around when I got them and the dealer broke and everyone won.
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