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Get your own PokerBot !!



Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:51 am GMT by davidglazen
Get your own automated PokerBot here:
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Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:52 am GMT by Always_Bored
get lost loser


Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:53 am GMT by Soup_dog
spam spam spam spam


Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:53 am GMT by davidglazen
Go buy and you will see who's the loosers...


Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:54 am GMT by fundmyhabit



Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:58 am GMT by Always_Bored
I know this is spam but read some of what this guy says in that link. It will make you laugh. I wonder how many poor saps have actually sent this guy money?

If your poker playing bot is so great why are you selling it and not out their making money with your poker playing bot?

ill stand by my original comment. Get lost loser.



Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:01 am GMT by fundmyhabit
funny in the picture that shows his $40k+ he forgot to blur out the name on the title bar of the account.. it has since been sent to PP. Smile


Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:18 am GMT by Sean_in_NJ
I think my favorite part is the poor 3-D rendering of the "software package."

Or the money-back guarantee which kicks in in 7 days...even though the web site will be gone, by his own admission, in 2.

And, of course, the free "Amazing Online Poker Resource Directory" which has an "impressive wealth of online poker information"...

...which should all be completely unnecessary with this product.

Moron.



Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:20 am GMT by galderon
Sean_in_NJ wrote:
Or the money-back guarantee which kicks in in 7 days...even though the web site will be gone, by his own admission, in 2.

He's using javascript to add 2 days to the current date, so the website will never be gone! Rolling Eyes



Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:26 am GMT by Sean_in_NJ
galderon wrote:
He's using javascript to add 2 days to the current date, so the website will never be gone! Rolling Eyes


Oh yeah! This is starting to be fun!

I did a whois on the domain, but it's blocked.

The "order form" just takes you to PayPal where you spend your $39.95, and then tells you to wait for the e-mail with instructions...and if you don't receive it, you should send e-mail to davidglazen@gmail.com and they'll resend it right away.



Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:37 am GMT by Always_Bored
fundmyhabit wrote:
funny in the picture that shows his $40k+ he forgot to blur out the name on the title bar of the account.. it has since been sent to PP. Smile


nice! Add it to your friends list and see what kind of tables he plays at. Probably the nickel dime tables.



Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:48 am GMT by MasterShake
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a stupid bitch!


Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:50 am GMT by redd38
I think it would be fun if we all had pokerbots that we could train, then we could put them all on a table together to fight to the death (or until out of money, which ever comes first)


Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:54 am GMT by Always_Bored
I bet this guy makes a lot of money with this scam. I can see so many retarded people giving this guy money. Then if they even recieve a bot losing more money at the tables trusting their bankroll to some computer program.

I just never understand these infomercials that promise to make you filthy rich. If they make you so god damn rich why are you selling them at 3 in the morning on some crappy TV channel? or in this case some crappy website? If your idea is such a good one why would you share it with the world? oh, i know.... cause its a SCAM!



Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:54 am GMT by fundmyhabit
Pokerbot Tourney... i like it.


Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:10 pm GMT by suitedaces84
Quote:
People ask me all the time why I bother offering the PokerBot Pro to the public at all - and the truth is I love giving back to the poker community...



Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:11 pm GMT by Always_Bored
suitedaces84 wrote:
Quote:
People ask me all the time why I bother offering the PokerBot Pro to the public at all - and the truth is I love giving back to the poker community...


LMAO! :D Laughing



Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:01 pm GMT by Fat Tony
i banned this a**hole, but could you guys do me a favor and NOT reply in every thread when someone spams multiple times? it's more work for me to delete it all. pick one thread and feel free to let the guy know how you feel. :D


Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:24 pm GMT by Always_Bored
Fat Tony wrote:
i banned this a**hole, but could you guys do me a favor and NOT reply in every thread when someone spams multiple times? it's more work for me to delete it all. pick one thread and feel free to let the guy know how you feel. :D


sure thing boss.






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